You must now learn SOHCAHTOA for cosvnx!

Robert Beckman with some of the new Trig Functions

Robert Beckman with some of the new Trig Functions

“Adding to the six basic functions that have for years made up the foundation of trigonometry, the nation’s mathematics teachers reportedly introduced 27 new functions today that high schoolers will be expected to master. “While the core of the trigonometry curriculum has traditionally consisted solely of sine, cosine, tangent, secant, cosecant, and cotangent, henceforth we will be including gasmin, negtan, cosvnx, and two dozen others, such as tosna and cotosna, that our pupils will need to have down pat in order to pass,” Coolidge Senior High School trig teacher Robert Beckman said on behalf of the nation’s math educators…”

theonion.com (America’s Finest News Source)

Thanks to Juliana Bucher for letting us know of this breakthrough in mathematics.

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